3 Easy Ways to Die:
Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE…
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOMETHING in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERYTHING in your life.
7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
9. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
